Session Start: Mon Oct
18 12:42:31 1999
*** Now talking in #poetry
*** Topic is 'light my candles in a daze cause i've found god '
*** Set by ideath on Mon Oct 18 23:04:48
<Jaevin> it's cold
<Jaevin> i have a little poem for everyone
<Jaevin> it's called " a winter's chill"
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<Jaevin> i feel a chill
<Jaevin> it is so cold
<Jaevin> it makes me feel
<Jaevin> so very old
<Jaevin> and i keep trying
<Jaevin> to stay awake
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<Jaevin> tomarrow i'll skate
<Jaevin> across the lake
<Jaevin> it is so very cold tonight
<Jaevin> for every breath i have to fight
<Jaevin> and maybe one more jacket will help
<Jaevin> i don't wnat to die like a little welp
<Jaevin> please make it warm
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<Jaevin> i am so cold
<Jaevin> and then..
<Jaevin> i get warmer
<Jaevin> the world gets hot
<Jaevin> it gets so very very hot
<Jaevin> the metal glows red
<Jaevin> the fires crackling
<Jaevin> now i'm too hot!
<Jaevin> get me out of here
<Jaevin> but now
<Jaevin> there is no fear
<Jaevin> because everything is perfect here.
<Jaevin> the end
<Jaevin> so what do you all think?
<Jaevin> i was inspired by my grandmother, and because it's so cold tonight
<Jaevin> i really worked hard
<Jaevin> i'd like to know what you all though
* Jaevin yawns
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<Jaevin> oh, he left
<Jaevin> you just missed my delightful poem
<katzchen> hey verti..are ya reading..tonite??
<Jaevin> that everyone so graciously didn't say anything about
<Jaevin> you guys are all a little bit too crazy for me
<VertiGoat> i'm always reading..
<Jaevin> ecspecially katzchen
<VertiGoat> i'm reading portrait of the artist as a young man today
<Jaevin> he's a kinky kid
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<katzchen> sorry..I meant..are you ...spewing..or whatever
<monemt> no, I'm not.
<monemt> but I am losing my vision
<Jaevin> thats what happens when you do it to much
<monemt> in a figurative sense
<Jaevin> you know
<Jaevin> erecting a shrine to the holy monkey
<VertiGoat> i can
<monemt> i can imagine
<monemt> I don't do it with monkeys
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<SplJmnRam> yo yo
<SplJmnRam> spell jammin ram in da houseeee
* SplJmnRam dances around
<monemt> how do you spell a house? Recite incantations from the front porch.
<SplJmnRam> i spelled a house once
<SplJmnRam> it involved a big party
<SplJmnRam> and lots of robotussin
<SplJmnRam> now dat was a spell jammin house party
<monemt> Slipping in a paradox, like a well worn pair of docs.
<monemt> We increased our tolerance to escape the taller ants.
<monemt> um, I like those words..
<SplJmnRam> dem tall ants from the 12th dimension, is dat whatchoo talkin bout?
<monemt> I've never seen that movie I guess..
<SplJmnRam> what movie you talkin bout foo
<monemt> I've never seen a movie about tall ants
<SplJmnRam> i dunno if der is a movie bout tall antds
<SplJmnRam> them tall ants from the 12th dimension though
<SplJmnRam> them things are mean muther fuckers
<monemt> I thought you asked me if the ants were from a movie called the 12th dimensions.
<SplJmnRam> they like to take a ram like me and break off is horns like fortune cookie
<monemt> an ant bit my eye-lid one time
<monemt> I was in the fifth grade. stayed home from school 3 days. eye swelled up huge
<SplJmnRam> but damn if they break my horns off, i'll give them a fortune, right up their reticochoochoo, if ya know what i mean
<SplJmnRam> from an ant
<monemt> yes really.
<SplJmnRam> little ants are nothign
<SplJmnRam> you scared a ants now?
<monemt> so is something else
<monemt> I only fear the unknown
<SplJmnRam> my aunt was a spell jammin walrus, she was married to da spell jammin bear
<SplJmnRam> damn i was scared of dat spell jammin bear
<SplJmnRam> good thing the adunai kilt that damn thing
<monemt> hey, I'm about to roll a cigarete and smoke outside in my car.
<SplJmnRam> you afraid of da unknown?
<SplJmnRam> what is unknown?
<monemt> The unknown represents a lack of control
<SplJmnRam> someone must know it
<monemt> I believe God knows all things
<SplJmnRam> so if you look at the big picture, nothing is unknown
<SplJmnRam> God? you talkin bout noom, or the creator?
<monemt> what's noom?
<SplJmnRam> Noom, he pretends to be god
<monemt> I believe God is the creator of all life
<SplJmnRam> how long you been asleep?
<SplJmnRam> ok, so creator then
<monemt> I just woke up
<SplJmnRam> i dunno if he knows everything
<SplJmnRam> but he must know something
<SplJmnRam> cause he sure does keep whats happening happening
<monemt> he does if you make him that way in your mind
<monemt> god is what you make him
<SplJmnRam> so all this perpetuation has got to be for some reason, huh?
<monemt> yes, we live for a purpose
<SplJmnRam> well, dunno bout that one
<SplJmnRam> it seems to me if there was a direct purpose..
<monemt> only if you believe you exist do you really live
<SplJmnRam> creator would tell us
<SplJmnRam> so that we could get right at it instead of playing gamesd
<monemt> Do you always tell your kids exactly why you're making them do things?
<monemt> if you have kids of course
<SplJmnRam> i do
<monemt> we're left ignorant for our own protection.
<SplJmnRam> i tell them little kids, eatchore greens
<SplJmnRam> it'll make you big and strong
<SplJmnRam> so you can be big like me someday
<SplJmnRam> and they eat em right up
<monemt> tell them to trust in the laws of love and happiness
<SplJmnRam> ignorance is the worse blight god ever gave to us
<monemt> found in their creator, God
<SplJmnRam> I tried to tell him
<SplJmnRam> don't keep em ignorant
<SplJmnRam> tell em whats goin on
<SplJmnRam> but no
<SplJmnRam> he insisted
<SplJmnRam> let this whole life thing be a big suprise
<SplJmnRam> so i says, fine, be that way, it's gonna cause a whole lot of unhappiness
<SplJmnRam> and well
<SplJmnRam> it's like bill cosby says, the proof is in the pudding
<SplJmnRam> so maybe creator learned something this time
<SplJmnRam> maybe not
<SplJmnRam> how am i to know
<monemt> what time is it where you're at?
<SplJmnRam> yes sir
<monemt> it's 3:00 a.m. here. tyred
<SplJmnRam> yeah you better be going to sleep
<monemt> i'm as tired as we are round.
<SplJmnRam> work for you tomarrow no doubt
<SplJmnRam> don't need a spell jammin ram to keep you up, even if he did come all the way from the 27th dimension
<SplJmnRam> take it easy brother
<monemt> could be work, could be school, could be both, could be some, could be none
<SplJmnRam> remember, people are always there to help you out if you want it
<SplJmnRam> everyone just wants a little happiness
<SplJmnRam> if you give some, you get some
<monemt> right, where the herb fails, human compassion fills in.
<SplJmnRam> don't deny the power of love
<SplJmnRam> it's a lot more potent
<SplJmnRam> den one would think
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<monemt> herbs are not always love
<SplJmnRam> you do the dope son?
<monemt> sometimes they is violent spasming coughing fits of resinated delirium
<monemt> no, but sometimes I smoke an herbal stogie
<SplJmnRam> i tell you brother
<SplJmnRam> thats poisen for you
<SplJmnRam> if you want to feel real nice
<monemt> yes, this I know
<SplJmnRam> do it cybernetic shaolin popeye style
<SplJmnRam> you know
<SplJmnRam> go and get yourself into the grocery store
<SplJmnRam> buy yourself a bottle of robotussin
<SplJmnRam> make sure it's the dm kind
<SplJmnRam> and drink it down
<SplJmnRam> and you'll be ready to go
<monemt> doesn't it make you nauseated?
<SplJmnRam> why would you smoke a weed anyways?
<monemt> i'm scared of the damage to my lungs by now.
<SplJmnRam> well, if you like pills get coriciden cold and cough, it's faster
<monemt> cough medicine? to get high?
<SplJmnRam> make sure it has those magical chemicals: dextromethorphan hydrobromide
<SplJmnRam> yes'sir it's the creators tonic
<monemt> Is there any danger to drinking a bottle of robo?
<SplJmnRam> on a serious note
<SplJmnRam> if you are into drugs
<monemt> hey, are there any adverse affects?
<monemt> you take the pills after you drink the robo?
<SplJmnRam> if you're on depression medication, don't take it, it will kill you
<SplJmnRam> i don't drink robo
<SplJmnRam> coriciden cold and cough, all the way
<SplJmnRam> 8 pills for the first time and on until you get a tolerance
<monemt> you were just telling me about the wonders of robitussen
<SplJmnRam> then bump it up 2
<SplJmnRam> it's all the same chemicals
<SplJmnRam> dextromethorphan hydrobromide
<SplJmnRam> give me a break, i'm a freaking 27th dimensional spell jamming ram..
<monemt> what if I'm not on depression medication but I should be?
<SplJmnRam> it's the adunai depression medication
<monemt> well, sounds legal enough for me.
<SplJmnRam> tonic of the gods
<monemt> i thought tonic was a liquid
<SplJmnRam> yeah well
<SplJmnRam> you probably thought a lot of things
<monemt> ok, thanx for the info, gotta run
<SplJmnRam> doesn't make them true
<SplJmnRam> take it easy
<SplJmnRam> peace friend
<monemt> have fun being ruler of your world
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<SplJmnRam> can you believe all this?
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<SplJmnRam> why you kids just sit there
<SplJmnRam> whats the point?
<Moose> we're waiting for the dancing girls
<SplJmnRam> when do they come?
<SplJmnRam> are they pretty?
<Moose> of course they're beautiful
<SplJmnRam> what time they come around?
<SplJmnRam> they human right?
<SplJmnRam> much as dem dancing girls sound appetetizing
<SplJmnRam> i hear da 27th dimension callin fer me
<SplJmnRam> i may be back again..
<SplJmnRam> some day
<SplJmnRam> ya never know
* SplJmnRam spins around
Session Close: Mon Oct 18 13:18:01 1999