Session Start: Mon Oct
18 12:42:31 1999
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*** Topic is 'light
my candles in a daze cause i've found god '
*** Set by ideath on
Mon Oct 18 23:04:48
<Jaevin> hi
<Jaevin> it's cold
<Jaevin> i have
a little poem for everyone
<Jaevin> it's called
" a winter's chill"
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<Jaevin> i feel
a chill
<Jaevin> it is so
cold
<Jaevin> it makes
me feel
<Jaevin> so very
old
<Jaevin> and i keep
trying
<Jaevin> to stay
awake
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<Jaevin> tomarrow
i'll skate
<Jaevin> across
the lake
<Jaevin> it is so
very cold tonight
<Jaevin> for every
breath i have to fight
<Jaevin> and maybe
one more jacket will help
<Jaevin> i don't
wnat to die like a little welp
<Jaevin> please
make it warm
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<Jaevin> i am so
cold
<Jaevin> and then..
<Jaevin> i get warmer
<Jaevin> the world
gets hot
<Jaevin> it gets
so very very hot
<Jaevin> the metal
glows red
<Jaevin> the fires
crackling
<Jaevin> now i'm
too hot!
<Jaevin> get me
out of here
<Jaevin> but now
<Jaevin> there is
no fear
<Jaevin> because
everything is perfect here.
<Jaevin> the end
<Jaevin> :D
<Jaevin> so what
do you all think?
<Jaevin> i was inspired
by my grandmother, and because it's so cold tonight
<Jaevin> i really
worked hard
<Jaevin> i'd like
to know what you all though
<Jaevin> t
* Jaevin yawns
<Jaevin> hello?
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<Jaevin> vertiRAM?
<Jaevin> oh, he
left
<VertiGoat> nein
<Jaevin> NEIN
<Jaevin> you just
missed my delightful poem
<katzchen> hey verti..are
ya reading..tonite??
<Jaevin> that everyone
so graciously didn't say anything about
<Jaevin> you guys
are all a little bit too crazy for me
<Jaevin> honestly
<VertiGoat> i'm
always reading..
<Jaevin> ecspecially
katzchen
<VertiGoat> i'm
reading portrait of the artist as a young man today
<Jaevin> he's a
kinky kid
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<katzchen> sorry..I
meant..are you ...spewing..or whatever
<monemt> no, I'm
not.
<monemt> but I am
losing my vision
<Jaevin> thats what
happens when you do it to much
<monemt> in a figurative
sense
<Jaevin> you know
<VertiGoat> hehe
<Jaevin> erecting
a shrine to the holy monkey
<VertiGoat> i can
<monemt> i can imagine
<monemt> I don't
do it with monkeys
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<SplJmnRam> yo yo
<SplJmnRam> spell
jammin ram in da houseeee
* SplJmnRam dances
around
<monemt> how do
you spell a house? Recite incantations from the front porch.
<SplJmnRam> i spelled
a house once
<SplJmnRam> it involved
a big party
<SplJmnRam> and
lots of robotussin
<SplJmnRam> daaammn
<SplJmnRam> now
dat was a spell jammin house party
<monemt> Slipping
in a paradox, like a well worn pair of docs.
<monemt> We increased
our tolerance to escape the taller ants.
<monemt> um, I like
those words..
<SplJmnRam> dem
tall ants from the 12th dimension, is dat whatchoo talkin bout?
<monemt> I've never
seen that movie I guess..
<SplJmnRam> what
movie you talkin bout foo
<monemt> I've never
seen a movie about tall ants
<SplJmnRam> i dunno
if der is a movie bout tall antds
<SplJmnRam> them
tall ants from the 12th dimension though
<SplJmnRam> them
things are mean muther fuckers
<monemt> I thought
you asked me if the ants were from a movie called the 12th dimensions.
<SplJmnRam> they
like to take a ram like me and break off is horns like fortune cookie
<SplJmnRam> s
<monemt> an ant
bit my eye-lid one time
<monemt> I was in
the fifth grade. stayed home from school 3 days. eye swelled
up huge
<SplJmnRam> but
damn if they break my horns off, i'll give them a fortune, right up their
reticochoochoo, if ya know what i mean
<SplJmnRam> heh
<SplJmnRam> really?
<SplJmnRam> from
an ant
<monemt> yes really.
<SplJmnRam> little
ants are nothign
<SplJmnRam> you
scared a ants now?
<monemt> so is something
else
<monemt> I only
fear the unknown
<SplJmnRam> my aunt
was a spell jammin walrus, she was married to da spell jammin bear
<SplJmnRam> damn
i was scared of dat spell jammin bear
<SplJmnRam> good
thing the adunai kilt that damn thing
<monemt> hey, I'm
about to roll a cigarete and smoke outside in my car.
<SplJmnRam> you
afraid of da unknown?
<SplJmnRam> what
is unknown?
<monemt> The unknown
represents a lack of control
<SplJmnRam> but
<SplJmnRam> someone
must know it
<monemt> I believe
God knows all things
<SplJmnRam> so if
you look at the big picture, nothing is unknown
<SplJmnRam> God?
you talkin bout noom, or the creator?
<monemt> what's
noom?
<SplJmnRam> Noom,
he pretends to be god
<monemt> I believe
God is the creator of all life
<SplJmnRam> how
long you been asleep?
<SplJmnRam> ok,
so creator then
<monemt> I just
woke up
<SplJmnRam> well
<SplJmnRam> i dunno
if he knows everything
<SplJmnRam> but
he must know something
<SplJmnRam> cause
he sure does keep whats happening happening
<monemt> he does
if you make him that way in your mind
<monemt> god is
what you make him
<SplJmnRam> so all
this perpetuation has got to be for some reason, huh?
<monemt> yes, we
live for a purpose
<SplJmnRam> well,
dunno bout that one
<SplJmnRam> it seems
to me if there was a direct purpose..
<monemt> only if
you believe you exist do you really live
<SplJmnRam> creator
would tell us
<SplJmnRam> so that
we could get right at it instead of playing gamesd
<monemt> Do you
always tell your kids exactly why you're making them do things?
<monemt> if you
have kids of course
<SplJmnRam> i do
<monemt> we're left
ignorant for our own protection.
<SplJmnRam> i tell
them little kids, eatchore greens
<SplJmnRam> it'll
make you big and strong
<SplJmnRam> so you
can be big like me someday
<SplJmnRam> and
they eat em right up
<monemt> tell them
to trust in the laws of love and happiness
<SplJmnRam> ignorance
is the worse blight god ever gave to us
<monemt> found in
their creator, God
<SplJmnRam> I tried
to tell him
<SplJmnRam> don't
keep em ignorant
<SplJmnRam> tell
em whats goin on
<SplJmnRam> but
no
<SplJmnRam> he insisted
<SplJmnRam> let
this whole life thing be a big suprise
<SplJmnRam> so i
says, fine, be that way, it's gonna cause a whole lot of unhappiness
<SplJmnRam> and
well
<SplJmnRam> it's
like bill cosby says, the proof is in the pudding
<SplJmnRam> so maybe
creator learned something this time
<SplJmnRam> maybe
not
<SplJmnRam> how
am i to know
<monemt> what time
is it where you're at?
<SplJmnRam> 1:03
<SplJmnRam> why?
<monemt> a.m.?
<SplJmnRam> yes
sir
<monemt> it's 3:00
a.m. here. tyred
<SplJmnRam> yeah
you better be going to sleep
<monemt> i'm as
tired as we are round.
<SplJmnRam> work
for you tomarrow no doubt
<SplJmnRam> don't
need a spell jammin ram to keep you up, even if he did come all the way
from the 27th dimension
<SplJmnRam> take
it easy brother
<monemt> could be
work, could be school, could be both, could be some, could be none
<SplJmnRam> remember,
people are always there to help you out if you want it
<SplJmnRam> everyone
just wants a little happiness
<SplJmnRam> if you
give some, you get some
<monemt> right,
where the herb fails, human compassion fills in.
<SplJmnRam> don't
deny the power of love
<SplJmnRam> it's
a lot more potent
<monemt> love=compassion
<SplJmnRam> den
one would think
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<monemt> herbs are
not always love
<SplJmnRam> herbs?
<SplJmnRam> you
do the dope son?
<monemt> sometimes
they is violent spasming coughing fits of resinated delirium
<monemt> no, but
sometimes I smoke an herbal stogie
<SplJmnRam> i tell
you brother
<SplJmnRam> thats
poisen for you
<SplJmnRam> if you
want to feel real nice
<monemt> yes, this
I know
<SplJmnRam> do it
cybernetic shaolin popeye style
<SplJmnRam> you
know
<SplJmnRam> go and
get yourself into the grocery store
<SplJmnRam> buy
yourself a bottle of robotussin
<SplJmnRam> make
sure it's the dm kind
<SplJmnRam> and
drink it down
<SplJmnRam> and
you'll be ready to go
<monemt> doesn't
it make you nauseated?
<SplJmnRam> why
would you smoke a weed anyways?
<monemt> i'm scared
of the damage to my lungs by now.
<SplJmnRam> well,
if you like pills get coriciden cold and cough, it's faster
<monemt> cough medicine?
to get high?
<SplJmnRam> make
sure it has those magical chemicals: dextromethorphan hydrobromide
<SplJmnRam> yes'sir
it's the creators tonic
<monemt> Is there
any danger to drinking a bottle of robo?
<SplJmnRam> on a
serious note
<SplJmnRam> if you
are into drugs
<monemt> hey, are
there any adverse affects?
<monemt> you take
the pills after you drink the robo?
<SplJmnRam> if you're
on depression medication, don't take it, it will kill you
<SplJmnRam> i don't
drink robo
<SplJmnRam> coriciden
cold and cough, all the way
<SplJmnRam> 8 pills
for the first time and on until you get a tolerance
<monemt> you were
just telling me about the wonders of robitussen
<SplJmnRam> then
bump it up 2
<SplJmnRam> it's
all the same chemicals
<SplJmnRam> dextromethorphan
hydrobromide
<SplJmnRam> give
me a break, i'm a freaking 27th dimensional spell jamming ram..
<monemt> what if
I'm not on depression medication but I should be?
<SplJmnRam> well
<SplJmnRam> it's
the adunai depression medication
<monemt> well, sounds
legal enough for me.
<SplJmnRam> tonic
of the gods
<monemt> i thought
tonic was a liquid
<SplJmnRam> yeah
well
<SplJmnRam> you
probably thought a lot of things
<monemt> ok, thanx
for the info, gotta run
<SplJmnRam> doesn't
make them true
<SplJmnRam> alright
<SplJmnRam> take
it easy
<SplJmnRam> peace
friend
<monemt> have fun
being ruler of your world
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<monemt> exit
<SplJmnRam> http://adunai.iwarp.com
<SplJmnRam> later
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<SplJmnRam> can
you believe all this?
<SplJmnRam> honestly
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<SplJmnRam> why
you kids just sit there
<SplJmnRam> whats
the point?
<Moose> we're waiting
for the dancing girls
<SplJmnRam> when
do they come?
<SplJmnRam> are
they pretty?
<Moose> of course
they're beautiful
<SplJmnRam> damnnnn
<SplJmnRam> what
time they come around?
<SplJmnRam> they
human right?
<SplJmnRam> welp
<SplJmnRam> much
as dem dancing girls sound appetetizing
<SplJmnRam> i hear
da 27th dimension callin fer me
<SplJmnRam> i may
be back again..
<SplJmnRam> some
day
<SplJmnRam> ya never
know
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Session Close: Mon
Oct 18 13:18:01 1999