SPACE MOOSE
Who is Space Moose? Space Moose is just a normal moose, who,
in the infinite universe, was the sole survivor of a commet that hit his
home world, which, by pure coincidence, was called Earth. Now space
moose with his sidekick Nimrod (an alien parasite that can live only on
moose fur, that release leaves and marsh slime as waste, fortunate for
both him and the moose, they met each other right as the planet blew up)
float aimlessly around space. Space moose has no powers, cannot talk,
and can hardly manuever himself through space. Someday a kind scientist
will capture space moose, find the parasite, and remove it. Thinking
he has helped space moose, he will then put space moose back in space where
he will die.
Ronald reagan pays homage
to the moose
Links
What
is a moose?
How to handle moose
A
moose based news group
Famous "Moose"s
in movies
Some crazy moose page
A moose based
page I didn't even want to deal with
Moose.com knows the truth about reality's
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