Gaijinsenshi
Gaijin: barbarian, foreign dog, animal, the japanese hate foreigners :)
senshi: warrior


I'm listening to the Jackson 5.  WHO downloaded this on my computer?  i dont know, it seems impossible, yet here i am..
the song that is on is "Candy Girl" which is the song that played in Dogma when Selma Hyak did a strip tease for us in a school
girl uniform.  mmmmmmm

Anyways, unto the fun:
Lechtansi: you should take a philosophy class
GaijinSenshi: i guess
Lechtansi: it rules
GaijinSenshi: remember
GaijinSenshi: you're talking to a nihilist
GaijinSenshi: :-)
Lechtansi: ok, if you think nothing exists, what is consciousness?
GaijinSenshi: i think nothing exists with certainty
Lechtansi: consciousness HAS to exist, otherwise we would have no sense of I
Lechtansi: you are currently doubting everything, but in the very act of doubting you are still thinking
GaijinSenshi: minus "i think therefore i am" i guess im a modified nihilist
GaijinSenshi: :-)
Lechtansi: there has to be something that is thinking
GaijinSenshi: i believe i exist, but i don't believe anything else can be proven to exist
Lechtansi: ok
Lechtansi: your not a nihilist then
Lechtansi: your a cartisian dualist
GaijinSenshi: well
GaijinSenshi: functionally
GaijinSenshi: i believe i exist (how can i not)
GaijinSenshi: but i don't think it can be proven
GaijinSenshi: :-)
Lechtansi: i can be proven
GaijinSenshi: there are loop holes around these things :-)
Lechtansi: it can be proven
GaijinSenshi: if you say so
GaijinSenshi: :-)
Lechtansi: it can be proven by the very fact that you are thinking about it
GaijinSenshi: maybe i'm not
GaijinSenshi: :-)
Lechtansi: there has to be something that is thinking
GaijinSenshi: prove it
Lechtansi: otherwise you wouldnt think
GaijinSenshi: maybe i don't
Lechtansi: what are you doing right now then?
GaijinSenshi: nothing
Lechtansi: hmm
Lechtansi: i dont have descartes arguements right here, but he proves you wrong
GaijinSenshi: nbo
GaijinSenshi: no
GaijinSenshi: he doesnt
Lechtansi: actually i dont think he does, because its not philosophically interesting to believe in nothing
Lechtansi: so he doesnt care
GaijinSenshi: its interesting to me
GaijinSenshi: :-)
GaijinSenshi: its also inescapable
Lechtansi: yes, but your not a philosopher
GaijinSenshi: if ya say so



(this is me "Gaijinsenshi" and my girlfriend's gay exboyfriend talking. haha)
GaijinSenshi: i look better in drag
DimSumStars: do you?
DimSumStars: I wouldn't doubt it
GaijinSenshi: hahahahhahaa
GaijinSenshi: whats that supposed to mean?
GaijinSenshi: yeah
DimSumStars: it means whatever you want it to mean
DimSumStars: HAHAHA
DimSumStars: :-P
GaijinSenshi: sent
GaijinSenshi: lala
GaijinSenshi: hahaha
DimSumStars: was this for halloween?
GaijinSenshi: ja, of course.
DimSumStars: HAHAHHA
DimSumStars: your breast are kinda wierd
GaijinSenshi: they are waterballoons :-)
DimSumStars: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
DimSumStars: now that's commitment
GaijinSenshi: ??
GaijinSenshi: haha
DimSumStars: I've never known anyone to stuff with waterballoons before
GaijinSenshi: why not?
GaijinSenshi: what else are you going to stuff with????
DimSumStars: socks
GaijinSenshi: they feel like lumpy cancerous breasts
DimSumStars: gel pads
GaijinSenshi: instead of nice and squishy and round with nice curves
GaijinSenshi: mmm breasts
DimSumStars: Dyke
GaijinSenshi: wtf?
DimSumStars: HHAHAHHAHAHAHA


hrm.  okay:
mmm anna kournicova


this hole page is meaningless. sorry, for reals. thats why this is a secret page, instead of something real :)


10 years ago, Magic Johnson announced he was HIV +:
“John,” says Rosen. “Magic wants you to confirm that he’s still going to be in the Swimsuit Issue.”

I’m speechless.

“John, he really wants to do it. He’s been looking forward to it and doesn’t think this development should change things.”

I had to give it to Rosen straight. “Lon, he’s saying that he had unprotected sex with lots of women other than his wife. I don’t think he, or anyone connected with him, will feel good seeing picture of him in February cavorting in his underwear with bikini-clad women.”

Magic went ahead and gave Roy the interview.

I saw him six weeks later in Chicago, the night I presented Michael Jordan with SI’s Sportsman of the Year award.

He looked great.

Smiled big.

Said to me, “Hey John. Next year can I be in the Swimsuit Issue?”

I didn’t say yes, but I thought there might just be a chance.



Lechtansi: its pointless to be a nihilist philosopher because you have an endless loop and you get no answers
GaijinSenshi: exactly
Lechtansi: ok
GaijinSenshi: an endless loop with no answers
Lechtansi: yeah
Lechtansi: which is pointless, because we want answers
GaijinSenshi: doesn't that seem to make more sense then for the world to have a definitive set of answers?
GaijinSenshi: im not after some fantasy answer, i'm after the truth
GaijinSenshi: :-)
GaijinSenshi: i'm not going to believe in anything unless there is something that can be proven
GaijinSenshi: *stubbornly sits there*
Lechtansi: heh
Lechtansi: i was in the bathroom
Lechtansi: heh its gonna be pretty hard to believe in nothing for the rest of your life (if your a nihilist until you die)
Lechtansi: plus its not any fun
GaijinSenshi: nihilism is the most fun you can have
GaijinSenshi: :-)
Lechtansi: not philosophically
Lechtansi: every question automatically gets divided by 0
Lechtansi: wheres the fun in that
GaijinSenshi: hahahhaa
GaijinSenshi: you can't see the fun?
Lechtansi: nope
GaijinSenshi: sorry man, you're missing out
Lechtansi: trying to figure out where the mind stops and the brain begins? boom, nothing exists. divide by 0, do no pass go, do not collect