May
Guybrush's Wisdom
Save Us All
Ok,
so here's the situation: You just broke into your ex-girlfriend's
mardi gras party, wearing a dress (it's the only costume they had left)
and you stole her map to an ancient treasure. On your way out, her
dog catches you, and the gardener drags you to his room. Now normally,
you would be clueless, but watch as sensai Guybrush Threepwood talks his
way out of the situation.
Marley(his ex): Guybrush?
Guybrush Threepwood?
Guybrush:
The one and only sugarbear
Marley: Of all the parties in all
the houses in all of the islands of the carribean, he had to crash mine
Guybrush: It's destiny honeycakes
Marley: Don't talk to me
Guybrush: Snugglepuss
Marley: Get lost
Guybrush: Punky-doodle
Marley: I'm warning you
Guybrush: Pooper-dooper
Marley: Guybrush..
Guybrush: Look at us together again,
boy it's been a time
Marley: Since I quit my job and
moved without leaving a forwarding address?
Guybrush: thats what happened?
Marley: Far away
Guybrush: You mean it wasn't a
mistake?
Marley: Can't you take a hint?
Guybrush: Couldn't I have a second
chance?
Marley: Pathetic
Guybrush: My life is meaningless
without you
Marley: I thought we had an agreement
Guybrush: you are right, I was
a weenie, a bufoon
Marley: thats not the stupidest
thing you said
Guybrush: my soul is sick, love
is the only cure
Marley: a little better..
Guybrush: have pity on my poor
broken soul
Guybrush: See how my heart has
suffered?
Marley: Oh.. Guybrush.. I know
I shouldn't have gotten involved with you
Marley: Something about your weakness
and ineptnise is infectous to me
Guybrush: So you'll give me the
map?
Marley: Is that what this is about,
the map?
(and she throws it out the window)
SURE SHE THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW,
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, HE GETS THE MAP!!!
So I guess we've learned an important lesson
today, or not