good and evil had finally had it with their eternal struggle, and in order to save the universe from further turmoil, the two sides decided to duke it out in a free for all battle, and who ever won would rule the universe.  Both sides lined up, good on one side, millions and millions of men and women armed and armored in gleaming blate mail.  there were archers, and paladins, and knights, and everyone was there to fight evil.  On the other side was evil, goblins and demons and monsters and all things that were bad lined up in un even rows to have the final battle.  3 seconds before the battle was supposed to start, God came and said, "STOP"
both sides halted. the battle was paused.
"There must be both sides and they must be balanced so this battle can not go on.  Please stop this entire war.  Go back to fighting over chaos and order."  God Yelled.
Then, from the ranks of good, a lone arrow was sprug upwards towards God.  It bounced off the heavenly father's robes.
"WHO DID THAT?!" God screamed in fury.
All faces and all people both good and evil remained absolutly still.  Except one.  An archer raised his hand proudly.
"ERIC" God continued, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
The little Eric Archer shrugged and smiled.  God got all red in the face, and everyone began to stare.
"HERE IS A BATTLE THAT WILL DECIDE THE OUTCOME OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AT HAND, AND THEN WHEN I COME TO STOP IT, YOU SHOOT AN ARROW AT ME?!"
"I'm sorry" replies eric nervously.
"THATS IT." God yelled, "ALL OF YOU BACK TO YOUR RESPECTIVE WORLDS AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT THIS.  Eric come with me."
Eric's head dropped sadly and he followed God off into the 27th dimension.