ACTION FIGURES
By popular demand from myself



Mad Bumbler Doll (Eric)
Comes with a katana and longsword, wearing a blue longcoat over top a chainmail vest, with filthy brown boots, and a goatlike goatee.
When you press the back button, he says one of 7 catch phrases:
I regret nothing!
I'm insane! I can see the effects of time!
Women will be the death of me
I'll be back to kill you all
Dude, get out of here
I'm gonna have to regulate
Don't blame me, I'm a nihilist


 Daisy (James)
Comes with axe and claidhmore, leopard skin vest, and head band with removeable daisy.
When you press the back button, he says one of 7 catch phrases:
what? you think daisy's a girl's name!
long live the new flesh
goddamn comtraption!
women are evil
Where's the ale?
f*ck this sh*t
Lets drink mad ale and talk mad sh*t


Shmeg (Meg)
Comes with leather whip, doc martins, and yellow shirt.  Mouth opens and shuts in a biting motion
When you press the back button, she says one of 7 catch phrases:
You like me?
<giggle>
I'm mad at you
wow.. what a surprise
boys are dumb
Shmeg Smash!
monkey slut


Blue Manx (Alan)
Blue robe clad and armed with a katana, arms move up and down in a shrugging motion.
When you press the back button, he says one of 6 catch phrases:
Long live the new flesh
liberate tute me
I regret very little
eh.
eh?
hmm


Remo (David)
Clad in his brown cloak and armed with a wooden staff, Remo is ready to use his magic for good (evil)
When you press the back button, he says one of 4 catch phrases: 
what do you want to know and i'll answer
bah
Or we could not
Exuse me i do belive you have accidently killed youself.



Poncho (himself)
Tattered cloak and sombero hides ninja like reflexes and a massive hand cannon .45 revolver.
Poncho has all the equipment to speak, but since he doesn't talk, there are no catch phrases.


Vamp Willow (Holly)
Vamp Willow is the primal girl, made up of violence and desire and passion.  she comes decked in skin tight black leather.  She is armed with a glock 9mm handgun.
When you press the back button, she says one of 7 catch phrases:
five by five
bored now.
this is the kick!
shut the hell up!
trend monkey!
don't fuck with me,  i'll kill you!
guys suck, and they don't even do that well.


More coming soon:
Kate
Nicole
and many more!!!